My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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