If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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