I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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