Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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