wake up i wanna do it froggy style
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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