I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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