i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
there is puke in my bra ... again
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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