This girl is more easily done than said...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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