make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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