I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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