No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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