yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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