break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
