I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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