we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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