Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Redeem this text for a blowjob
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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