Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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