just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
