I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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