No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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