This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
its liver damage thursday
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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