I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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