Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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