And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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