I love black thongs
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I party with great urgency now.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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