that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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