Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
