I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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