Duck Duck Cougar?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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