I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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