My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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