Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Your cock deserves a montage
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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