at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
