I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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