he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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