That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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