Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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