This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
