And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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