God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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