Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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