I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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