Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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