chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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