Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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