She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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