i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm both gender and math confused
I forget how to act sober
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