Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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