I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
