I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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