hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
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