Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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