Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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