It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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